15000 witnesses (5000 on Actress Bhavana Facebook Page, 5000 from my email addresses, 5000 from Raw Golden Cheese Orgy online) Two on lookout.
I was thinking of going on a bicycle trip from Udupi on the western border to Singalila forest on the eastern border to experience the real power of starlink internet if it is made legal in India. Malaysia has already made it available to it's citizens. We guys are lagging behind because of sycophants of indian corporates within ruling party.
But first thing first. (Rohit Shetty, I have seen Singham Part One)
If you want a lamp-post to hit someone on the head then math and an exercise routine is enough.
But if you want to ram a jeep into someone then consider this football metaphor.
Suppose, goalkeeper of your team is, "improving conversational skills".
Suppose, three centrebacks in a football team are:
a) Software Programming
b) Learning local, national and international languages by reading novels in that particular language.
c) Reading Newspapers
Suppose, two wingers in a football team are
a) Ravi Ganesan (Eating chicken/fish everytime he wants to solve mathematics)
b) Sagar Khandwe, that is, myself (Eating Dahi Wada and Tapioca Extract Khichadi on your birthday) and cleaning your toilet on other people's birthdays after wishing them birthday.
Suppose, two attacking midfielders is a) Dailymotion app b) Sharechat App
Suppose, three false nines doing minus passes is:
a) Facebook Reels
b) AOPS/alcumus (Math solving website)
c) Exercise routine
Five substitutes sitting on the bench being:
a) Urva app with Malayalam Recipes
b) Urva app with Hindi Recipes
c) Urva app with Marathi Recipes]\
d) Cake Recipes
e) 300 Detox Drinks Recipes
Coach of the football team being: ***Clubhouse App
Box commentator sitting in the birdbox being: Hangaroo as played on goproxycotv on YT.(Tintin and Black Gold)
You just learnt political football as taught by Bhalchandra Jactap Sir.
Bird in the birdbox being a person called, "Eagle" as described by Rickie Bhatta and Chittaranjan IVC(Both police officers first, in Kerala and West Bengal Police.)
Thanking you,
Sincerely,
Gopal Chandu(SIR 2026)
Post Script: I have held so many different names in the past that I am extremely thankful to Gyanesh Kumar CEC, for giving me a name to stick on to.
I am Gyanesh's baby, before anybody else's
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