This is our small TISS, Mumbai Campus. I am Kiren Rijiju living with my brother Bodhi from Pointbreak. Diagonally behind us live Shiv Sena MLA Vinod Ghosalkar and his son corporator who was shot dead by Maurice Noronha for personal reasons. 600 metres up the road to the right, after Trotsky's house, to the right, is where Maurice Noronha lives. This is where Vinod Ghosalkar's son went, after distributing Saris to local women karyakartas and then he was shot dead. 600 metres from Trotsky's house, towards the east is where Hitler, Stalin and Harry Truman live. 150 metres to the west in a bylane is where Lenin, Rahul Gandhi and Priyanka Gandhi live. It takes 120 rupees from Kodakara by ricksha to reach Vattekkad. From Vattekkad, if you turn left and pass the genocide fields then you will reach our small TISS, Mumbai Campus. From Kodakara to my home, the rickshawala charges 150 rupees. Right before you reach my house you will reach a chowk where a huge Hanuman poster is erected. In the chowk towards the right, is a bylane. At the entrance of this bylane is where Raj Thackeray lives with his wife Ratna Singh and son Saurav Das and daughter Neha Bora. In the chowk, there is an anganwadi with the only borewell in our entire village where Priyanka Chaturvedi teaches. In the chowk, towards the left, lives Uddhav Thackeray with his son Aditya Thackeray, next to him lives Sanjay Raut, next to him there is open space for a Ram Mandir, then last but not the least is Jitendra Avhad living with Smarneey Balasaheb Thackeray. This bylane to the left of Hanuman Poster and the Chowk is called Ayodhya Nagar. After Ayodhya Nagar comes my house. After my house comes Eknath Shinde's house who sold his house, sold his autoricksha, divorced his wife and moved into a smaller house right next door from where he directly runs his media goons(Lokmat/Sakal/Loksatta and Indian Express/The New Indian Express). Lokmat is a very popular local poojari. Sakal is a tailor turned lottery ticket seller. Loksatta is a waiter at a bar restaurant for quite some time now. Indian Express is a bus driver and The New Indian Express is an autorickshaw driver. The New Indian Express got a 75 lakh rupee loan to pay for his daughter's MD Anasthesia private college management quota seat and thereby forfeited house in Shrigonda because of which his mother Rukmini is now homeless. The Indian Express sold off his mother's gold to pay for his daughter's MDS Dentistry management seat. If you go down the bylane from Eknath Shinde's house then you will see uppercaste hindus practicing choot/achooth(untouchability). Which incudes Amit Shah and his son Dharmendra Pradhan and daughter Kangana Ranawat and bang opposite their house, the Nairs, that is Narendra Modi living with his son Devendra Phadnavis. This is our very small TISS Campus, BJP Panchayat Ward, Ward 7, Vattekkad, Kodakara Grampanchayat. And if Abhijeet Dipke, Shamseer, Brittas, Muhammed Riaz, P. Rajeev, M. Swaraj who have grown up on a steady Kentucky Fried Chicken and Burger King diet, wish to visit our small BJP Panchayat Ward, they are most welcome. Because we are not Tilak Nagar, Chembur where the Chota Rajan guys refuse to pay the autorickshaw driver after he has dropped the passenger. And if the auto-rickshaw driver wishes to take up a Union job then his father Lottery Seller Chandu who is now working in a vegetable shop, spends 5 lakh rupees from his Lottery Kshema Pension, for his son, to get that Union job in Kodakara Town. Behind my house, lives Nitesh Rane and Nilesh Rane with their father Narayan Rane. Behind them lives Akhilesh Yadav and opposite them lives Arvind Kejriwal. After Arvind Kejriwal's house, there is a possibility of meeting snakes under banana leaves and if you don't step on the snake's tail, then you will reach safely to DK Shivakumar's house which then again connects to the bylane where Lenin, Priyanka Gandhi and Rahul Gandhi live. This is our small TISS, Mumbai Campus. And this is the dome built by the frogs against US Navy in the movie "Battleship".
